What did the mermaid start hiring her piers?

Because it was hard to find good kelp.

How does a mermaid clear customs?

They swim pastport.

What would describe a mermaids hair?

Wavy.

Why did the mermaid get famous?

To become the star fish.

What did the mermaid rescuer say to King Triton?

‘I flound-her!’

Why are mermen always in debt.

They O–shin

Did the mermaid house cry?

Yeah it’s a shell-tear.